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  • 481 – Buybacks, Debates, and Fake Panda Bears

    Red Lobster is closing nearly 50 locations, liquidator says Biden and Trump Want a Presidential Debate Safe Space Princeton University students end anti-Israel hunger strike ‘due to health concerns’ Teens kicked out of elite Catholic school for ‘blackface’ awarded $1m by jury after proving it was just acne mask Outrage After Zoo’s Panda Exhibit Turns…

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  • 480 – Trump to Speak to Libertarians, Scouting America, and Kraft Singles

    Dental Dams for Palestine Brickbat: It’s Not Easy Being Cheesy

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  • 479 – Kristi Noem, Shock Talk, and NYC Gun Rights

    US poised to ease restrictions on marijuana in historic shift, but it’ll remain controlled substance Disgruntled athletic director accused of framing principal with AI-generated racist, antisemitic recording ‘She’s DOA’: Noem’s dog tale sinks chances of becoming Trump’s VP

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  • 478 – Protests, Student Debt, and Caitlin Clark

    Mission Accomplished Princeton Students Prepare to Set Up Anti-Israel Protest Encampment A Gen Xer who got $250,000 in student loans forgiven said he can now finally start saving for retirement — and consider his dream of studying in India

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  • 477 – Eclipse, OJ, and Caitlin Clark

    Mexican TV outlet accidentally airs man’s testicles during solar eclipse coverage Awkward moment Mexican TV hosts cut to man’s genitals during broadcast of solar eclipse Solar eclipse fatality: New York pediatrician killed in Airstream trailer mishap ‘The View’ co-host Sunny Hostin blames eclipse, earthquake, cicadas on ‘climate change’ The Story of O.J. Simpson’s Controversial Book,…

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  • 476 – RFK Jr., Bidenomics, and David’s Junk

    Milk Street Magazine Clinical social worker: “With the Trump Bible, one must consider dementia” A fight to protect the dignity of Michelangelo’s David raises questions about freedom of expression Nebraska governor calls for legislature to reinstate ‘winner-take-all’ electoral system ‘Killer jock, 17, boasted “I guess I’m just too strong” after helping beat boy, 16, to…

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  • 475 – Ronna McDaniel, Elon Musk, and Trump’s Bible

    Donald Trump is selling $60 ‘God Bless the USA’ Bibles ahead of Easter Melting polar ice is slowing the Earth’s rotation, with possible consequences for timekeeping

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  • 474 – Trump, The Economy, and Giant Hybrid Sheep

    Chambers for Indiana Mike Braun for Indiana Democrats Are Once Again Boosting MAGA Republicans Behind Trump’s campaign cash crunch: Small-dollar donor fatigue, major donor hesitation McDonald’s prices are up, so lower-income consumers are eating at home Chili’s 3 for Me Menu Insurance scammer who wanted $1.3M claim caused his own amputations with dry ice: police…

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  • 473 – Uber Drivers, Bic Lighters, and Happy Hour

    Trump shows slight lead over Biden in new exclusive poll even as views of economy brighten Annoying hospital beeps are causing hundreds of deaths a year Rats are ‘all high’ on marijuana stored in infested New Orleans police evidence room Bic EZ Reach Lighter Ad with Willie Nelson, Snoop, and Martha Stewart

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  • 472 – Joe Biden, Jon Stewart, and the Babylon Bee

    Ex-MSNBC host Keith Olbermann calls for SCOTUS to be ‘dissolved’ for overturning Trump Colorado ballot ban Lawyers seek nearly $6 billion in Tesla stock after getting Musk pay package struck down Lawyers who voided Elon Musk’s pay as excessive want $6 bln fee Woman Who Used Adult Toy on Beach Found Dead in Apartment Babylon…

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