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518 – Hogg, Politico, and Mahomes
Asteroid’s chances of hitting Earth in 2032 just got higher – but don’t panic! USAID Paying for Politico Is a Nontroversy Waffle House is placing a surcharge on every egg it sells USAID’s Long Track Record of Wasteful, Left-Wing Spending Made It an Obvious First Target for Musk White House Confirms Millions of Taxpayer Dollars Went… Read more
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517 – Doomsday, Captain America, and Pennies
One Diversity Initiative Trump Can’t Destroy? The Oscars Elon Musk’s DOGE has a new target for cutting federal spending: the U.S. penny Jan. 6 rioter recently pardoned by Trump shot, killed by sheriff’s deputy Doomsday Clock now closer than ever to midnight: ‘Probability of global disaster’ PETA calls to end Groundhog Day tradition, replace Punxsutawney… Read more
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516 – Polar Vortex, Trump, and the Razzies
Six winners named in Chicago’s snowplow contest Dave Chappelle’s Message for Donald Trump How rich musicians billed American taxpayers for luxury hotels, shopping sprees, and million-dollar bonuses President Donald Trump Pardons Silk Road Founder Ross Ulbricht Trump signs order to declassify JFK, MLK and RFK assassination files See the full list of 2025 Oscar nominations… Read more
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515 – NYC, LA Fires, and Abusing Covid Funds
Arby’s facing lawsuit for ‘deceptively’ cutting portions without dropping prices Jurassic Park T-Rex Sound Effects Were Actually Recordings of Koalas Crocodiles in Indonesia Learned to Fake Drowning Into the Water NYC Democrats were asked: Who’s your pick for mayor in 2025 — and the results are overwhelming Read more
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514 – Costco, Lame Duck, and Korean Hot Dog Army Stew
Legislation would dissolve IPS, four other school districts. Then charters take over Surgeon General Gins Up a Questionable Drinking Causes Cancer Scare Vegans are more likely to be depressed, study suggests Budae Jjigae (Army Stew) Is the Danish-Swedish Farmdog a Good Fit For You? Kim Jong Un cracks down on sale of hot dogs in… Read more
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513 – Jimmy Carter, Festival of Sleep, and Tossing Fruitcake
The Women’s March Rebranded and Reorganized. Now They’re Ready for 2025 Nashville Partygoers Upset After They Paid Big Money To Spend New Year’s Eve At Rooftop Bars – Not Realizing You Can’t See The Fireworks From Broadway Read more
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512 – Biden Commutes, Air Traffic, and Fruit Cake
Sympathy for the Devil Kay Granger, Like Joe Biden, Is a Symptom of America’s Gerontocracy The Economy Has Been Great Under Biden. That’s Why Trump Won. Biden signs a bill officially making the bald eagle the national bird of the US Texas Rep. Kay Granger, 81, who missed six months of key House votes —… Read more
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510 – Luigi, New Jersey, and Micro Feminism
Just What the CEO Shooting Needs: A Video Game Moral Panic! ‘Extremely ironic’: Suspect in UnitedHealthcare CEO slaying played video game killer, friend recalls Bill Burr Podcast on CEOs SOUNDS LEGIT TO ME Microfeminism: The next big thing in fighting the patriarchy Many New Jersey ‘drones’ are manned aircraft being flown lawfully, White House says… Read more
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509 – Hunter, Carnival, and Recycling
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508 – Happy Thanksgiving 2024
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